We all know Ken the BusDriver,
He drives all ‘round the town,
We think he’s dumb but he says he’s stupid!
And then we paint his fence,
It makes no freakin’ sense!
Yee-haa!

Ken, Ken, with the painted fence,
He costs fifty cents,
We think he’s dumb but he says he’s stupid,
Then we washed his car!

To the bar!
Ken, Ken, Ken, whose bus is at the bottom of the lake,
But he thought, that he could take a break,
Ken, Ken, Ken, he took out a pen,
Ken, Ken, Ken, then showed a sign for the bar,
Ken, Ken, Ken, and then carjacked a big car,
Glug, Glug, Glug, the beer’s going down our throats,
And then, when we’re drunk, we think about big boats,
Ken, Ken, Ken, He looks like a hen,
We think he’s dumb but he says he’s stupid,
Then we pass out on the floor!
Open the Door!
Up, Up, Up, It’s coming back up our throats,
Gulg, Gulg, Gulg, out from the side of the boat, (‘Notice glug backwards is Gulg get it?)
And then we go to sleep

We wake up in the middle of the alleyway,
With knives in our hands,
A dead cat beside us,
That was stabbed to death!
Then we threw the knives,
And went to sleep,  
But we may, never wake up again.